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April 1999

If you were a parasite...
Wicky Tse

Wicky Tse
CUHK
Year 3
History
      I would like to live in the brain of the Japanese Prime Minister because I can control his mind to order him to apologise for what the Japanese did to China during World War II.

Lam Sze Wan

Lam Sze Wan
PolyU
Year 1
Clothing Studies
     Living inside Ruby Li, the fashion designer, is great because the clothes she designs are pretty. I want to live in her brain and hands in order to understand the design process.

Yau Suet Ching

Yau Suet Ching
CityU
Year 1
Public and Social Administration
     I would like to live in "Fat Fat" Shim Din-ha's intestine. The main aim of being a parasite is to eat as much as possible. Miss Shim is fat, I can therefore absorb a lot of nutrients and hence becomes healthy.

Leung Yiu Hong

Leung Hiu Kwong
Lingnan U
Year 3
Asian Pacific Studies
     I would choose to live in the brain of Deng Xiaoping because I can have his life experience and attitude towards life and people.

Tsui Ho Yu

Tsui Ho Yu
HKU
Year 1
Physics
     I think Li Ka Shing has earned lot of money from the public by selling expensive flats. I want to get back all the things he has taken from us. I would live in his teeth, making him painful everyday.

William Chan

William Chan
HKUST
Year 2
Computer Engineering
      I would like to be in the stomach of Chua Lam (Choi Lan), the food critic. I expect I could enjoy various kinds of delicious food.

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